Funny Assked Questions
Life advice from Senior Roberto
Q: Can I make a gluten free quesadilla?
Yes you can. Use corn tortillas instead. They are healthier and tastier. Typically quesadillas are made from corn tortillas in Mexico and By Mexicans at home. The use of flour tortillas for quesadillas is an American thing.
Q: I have the munchies. What should I do?
Eat a burrito
Q: My girlfriend caught me with another girl…again. She is really pissed. What should I do?
Buy her tacos… Works for me every time.
Q: My boyfriend sucks, he won't buy me tacos. What should I do?
Get a boyfriend that will. To find a boyfriend that buys you tacos and burritos try one of these places: In Hanoi go to Salt 'n Lime. In Saigon go to La Fiesta or Gringos. Ask for your tacos traditional style and double up on the tortillas.
Q: I don't have much money, and it is my favorite girlfriend's birthday. What should I do?
Take her to someplace really classy and nice, expensive, something she can brag about to her friends. Order a drink, then, phone in your delivery order to Saigon Tacos. I suggest the duck tacos special with fresh tortillas and beans.
Q: My girlfriend doesn't like tacos, what do I do?
You can eat her taco.
Q: Why does your sauce only come in 1 Liter and 500ml bottles?
Because size matters.